I kind of have been feeling like I just want to be a hermit too.
In addition there was ONE day in Cleveland where it got above 60...and I have not stopped sneezing since. It was just enough to get that pollen starting to fly.
I have been busy too, which is a positive. I have big plans.
I have things on my mind too. One of the things that keep me up at night is: "What is the correct pronunciation of Qatar?" Seriously...everyone says it differently and everyone says they say it right. Really, watch the news for 10 minutes and you will hear 3 different pronunciations.
Well...I have a confession...
I have replaced by nicotine addiction with an addiction to "Glee". I am not proud of it, but I am obsessed. I have illegally watched the entire first season online and now working on the 2nd season. I am officially a "Gleek".
|I have a major crush on Puck|
I sometimes have to stop myself from singing and dancing about things that happen to me. Like when my brakes started squeaking I wanted to do a dance in the garage around piles of tires wearing coveralls singing "Piece of Shit Car" by Adam Sandler.
When I am walking my dogs during the day I usually want to sing "Walk This Way" while jumping up on the concrete parking lot fence downtown...all while yelling/singing in my best Steven Tyler voice.
If I write a message to someone on my dating site and they never write back, I go in the bathroom, flip my head over to make my hair stand up, hair spray it, put on my leather jacket and I sing "Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar while pointing at my laptop.
At night, when I am alone, drinking wine, I put on a long ball gown, smear my mascara and lipstick and sing "All By Myself" in my hairbrush finishing with a dramatic Celine Dion arm raise/fist pump.
Moving on....I may be confessing too much...
Before I close this post out, I would just like to give you all some advice: If you ever are asked about the word "labiaplasty" by presumably a 13 year old boy on ChaCha ...what ever you do...DON'T LOOK IT UP! If you want to know what it is, I will spare you the look up and tell you gently...it is a surgical procedure to change the size of a certain part of female anatomy.
All I will say is in general you think the first Google search result is fairly safe to view...unfortunately at times it isn't...and you open the page innocently....and you are given a pictorial view of surgical results...before and after shots.....of something I did not want to see nor ever see again for the rest of my existence on this good Earth. I may be permanently scarred from those 15 seconds.
If I wanted to be a gynecologist, I would have been...