When it is hot, you should wear deodorant. If you are reading this, please do a "pit check". No one wants to smell any skanky armpits when they are struggling to breathe in the hellish and heavy air. I experienced this smell...not once...not twice...but three times today on three different people.
Deodorant is small...it is cheap. You can put it in your little purse or pocket. Put it in your briefcase or glove compartment...just put it somewhere so you can re-apply throughout the day if you need to. There is no shame in checking yourself a few times a day as well. When it feels like 107 degrees outside, you are going to sweat, so please take the time to do a little sniff and make sure all is well in the crook of your arm.
When it is hot, I get it...you want to wear something loose fitting, comfortable, something that breathes...I want that too. I have lived in tank tops, shorts and flip flops the past few days.
I have NOT, however, showed my tata's to the entire city of Cleveland like the woman who was wearing a very small bikini top and shorty shorts while pumping gas today. Seriously...this woman A) Had no business wearing a bikini and B) Her ass cheeks were hanging OUT of her shorty shorts. Seriously...it looked like she had on pasties with little strings that were holding on for dear life to try to hold her bazongas in. Not attractive and not necessary. Go to the Gap. They have tanks on sale for $4.99.
Now men...you are not exempt from these words of wisdom I am sharing. Oh no...let me just put it to you straight...no one wants to see your hairy ass and jelly belly with no shirt on bouncing up and down St. Clair. Put a shirt on. Just because you are a male, doesn't mean you don't have boobs.
(As a side not, if you are male, in good shape, tanned, and attractive, by all means, please walk up and down St. Clair with no shirt on)
I am on this diet where I am not supposed to eat anything...well...good. Of course, I am craving ice cream today. I found a good alternative though, I have some yogurt that I put in the freezer...I am eating it now...it is cool, tasty and makes me feel like I am eating ice cream. I have also been eating a lot of smoothies and slushies I have made with my Magic Bullet.
|Just in case anyone was questioning which Magic Bullet I am referring too...|
I am on week 2 of my new regimen. I have been counting and logging calories, jog/walking 1.5 miles a day (in addition to my 5 dog walks per day), doing arm exercises with free weights and working on the abs. I lost 4 pounds last week...and gained 2 this week....I am hoping week 3 will yield better results.
If there are any good dream interpreters in the audience tonight, I have been dreaming about Georgia a lot...I don't know why. Atlanta, especially. I am having flashbacks of the times I have been there...just triggered randomly. Last night I had a dream I was at Six Flags Over Georgia with my friend Broz/Nicole Cannato. We were riding the rides and one was like a Ferris wheel type ride. Like one of those two person umbrella type rides. It was going fast, I was in the car alone and it broke away. I went soaring through the air. I remember being frightened, but then at ease and just watching my legs as they passed through the air. I landed safely and that is all I remember.
Drum roll please......Thank You of the Day....goes out to my new Aunt Nancy! We just met this week and I had a fantastic time at our girls day at Crocker Park. Thank you for spending the time with me, good conversation, fantastic shopping, amazing food and tasty drinks.
Last, but not least...Quote of the Day..."Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does."