Walking dogs in the snow is tough. I walked two today, in addition to my own, both big, furry and loving the snow on the ground. After I fell for the 2nd time, I said hell with it and came home. Now my ass hurts, but I am warm, comfortable and there is no snow in here. This is just a warning about karma....I laughed at my mom for falling yesterday, so of course, today, I fall twice.
Speaking of dogs...and attempting to not sound too insane, I was thinking today about how much I talk to my dog. I always say good morning to her when she wakes up, I ask her if she wants to go outside and if she wants to eat. She always comes into the bathroom with me and we have deep conversations about life (That's a joke...I don't spend that long in the bathroom)....
Just off the top of my head today I told her how harebrained I think Sarah Palin is, I told her it is was very snowy and cold out, I told her to stop licking the carpet (she has an obsessive-compulsive thing where she walks around the whole house licking rugs and the carpet on the floor), I told her she absolutely could not take her Platypus outside with her (She had her favorite toy, "Platty" in her mouth as we were walking out the door) and I had to take my calcium because it is good for my bones (She was begging, thinking it was a treat).
Now am I the only one who does this? Should I seek professional assistance? This led me to wonder if my neighbors can hear the one-sided conversation that goes on in my apartment...do they hear random snippets as I am standing by the door?
"No! You can't take your platypus!" - Possibly the first time this sentence has been said in the history of the world.
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| Platty the Platypus |
"STOP LICKING THE CARPET!!" - I don't even want to know what they are thinking on that one...
"ARRGHHHHH What are you thinking, Sarah Palin?!?!?!?" - Obviously this sentence has been written many times in the history of the world.
"Wolf Blitzer is a cute guy!" - Sue me...I have some kind of old man crush on Wolf...
"HA HA HA HA HA HA" - Me TOTALLY laughing out loud with a huge guffaw at a movie the other night ("Sorority Boys"...it was hilarious....check it out if you have the chance).
So looking at these independent quotes, it does make me wonder what the neighbors think...luckily there is no one across the hall at the moment, but I dare say, at some point in the near future, I will have new neighbors.
Perhaps I should make some cookies for them so at least I have a good first impression...then it can all go to hell in a hand basket.
